Baltimore Police Looking For A Guy With The Worst Nose In The League

BALTIMORE, MD / July 11, 2013 – The Baltimore Police Department is asking for the public’s help to locate a murder suspect. On June 27, 2013, at approximately 9:07 pm, officers responded to the 3300 block of Elmora Avenue, for a report of a shooting. When officers arrived, they found three woman who had been shot. The victims were transported to area hospitals for treatment. 21-year-old Gennie Shird later died from her injuries. Homicide detectives have obtained an arrest warrant for 25-year-old Darryl Anderson. Investigators have charged Anderson with 1st degree murder, attempted murder, and various assault and weapons charges. Darryl Anderson should be considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information on his whereabouts is asked to dial 911.

Coming from a guy with a bad nose, that’s a bad nose right there. I’ve actually never seen anything like it on a human. It’s a pig nose. Darryl Anderson has a pig nose. Remember when you used to make those in elementary school? And you’d oink at each other and laugh? Darryl has been playing that game his whole life. I’m sure that’s how he ended up committing these grisly crimes. You can only get called pigface so many times before you take the law into your own hands.

PS – oink oink Darryl, you pignosed freak!